Trafotin Watches: Microsoft Build 2023 Day 2 (Transcript)

TRAFOTIN: Hi everybody, today we鈥檙e going to be watching Microsoft Build. By Microsoft Build, I mean one of the most boring events of our lifetime. WINWARD: I mean, it鈥檚 better than staring at a wall. TRAFOTIN: Wait, is he, is like his remote? Like, do you see like it has like a big red button on it? Wait, it鈥檚 literally like the nuclear launch codes. He鈥檚 gonna set off the nuclear launch codes and he presses that button. ...

June 2, 2023 路 13 min 路 Trafotin

Big Tech Bingo: Google IO 2023 (Transcript)

Commentary TRAFOTIN: Hi everybody, today we鈥檙e going to be doing Google. By Google, I mean the most lovely company in the world. Of course we have the bingo card. Life wouldn鈥檛 be complete without the bingo card. Because that鈥檚 why we鈥檙e here. How many plants do you think Google put in the audience to clap like simps? ...

May 19, 2023 路 15 min 路 Trafotin

Flatpaks

It鈥檚 time to learn about Flatpak and why you need to use it. Flatpak is the way to go and is going to revolutionize Linux, whether you want to or not, especially since it鈥檚 the easiest way to get things that you want. I鈥檓 going to be going over what Flatpaks even are, how to use it, and how to control what your Flatpaks do. ...

May 10, 2023 路 11 min 路 Trafotin

Windows 11

Hey everyone, anyone who has watched this channel for any period knows I鈥檓 big fan of Windows and all their great personalities: We have the walking Tim Allen clone, Yusuf Medhi, who鈥檚 survived almost 3 decades of Microsoft turnover and now resorts to shilling AI products. We have the lawyer, now appointed eternal president, Brad Smith, the guard dog of Microsoft from its political and anti-monopoly adversaries. We have Satya Nadella, our lovely new CEO, and every time he opens his mouth it sounds like something written by an AI construct. Of course, we couldn鈥檛 forget the family man of failure, Panos Costa Panay (not to be confused for his brother Panos Andreas Panay), who brags about the achievements of his loved ones in awkwardly rehearsed Microsoft keynotes! I rattle off all of these experienced Microsoft veterans because all of them are disgusting individuals who have run Windows as a product into the ground and sold you out for a quick buck! Windows was already on a downward trend at Microsoft as their enterprise products began to take off and how Windows 8 almost bankrupted Microsoft as a company. ...

May 6, 2023 路 10 min 路 Trafotin

Using Imagemagick to Liven Up Your Social Media Posts

Hey everybody, it鈥檚 Trafotin, the same Trafotin from Huffington Post article no one read! I must have depression or something and no joke, I was staring at my Mastodon and TweetDeck thinking there has to be a way to make my posts better! It鈥檚 so bland with just text and I need something to make it better! Sure, you could make the argument that it鈥檚 much more bandwidth efficient and lightweight, but images are what grab everyone鈥檚 attention! And as a YouTuber, I need to get my hands on that sweet sweet attention juice because without it I鈥檒l die! ...

April 28, 2023 路 5 min 路 Trafotin