Windows 10 is (almost) dead and Windows 11 has stumbled out of the gate, now people are whispering about a Windows 12! Turns out “Windows 12” has been with us for a while. Whether you want AI to be a part of that future is another thing entirely…

Facebook returns from their political apology tour to bring us glasses that extend the reach of their surveillance and unnecessary features of your phone straight into your eyes. To top all of that, you can now text people as long as you transmit all of your muscle movements to boot. At least all the live demos failed, but it’s only downhill from here…

What better year than an off-year for Apple to test the waters with new products, hardware, and features? If they aren’t going to release the folding iPhone or the Vision Air, that means the hardware is totally stable and won’t get more changes to make it even better next year, right? Right??

In a Hail Mary to steal Apple’s thunder, Samsung releases the next version of their tablet everyone could care less about. Beyond that, you can to marvel at the dirty concrete floor, their knockoff version of the Volume, and constant cuts between presentations.

After flaunting their celebrity shills, Google gets Jimmy Fallon to dance around on stage and tell you nothing about their phones. The sheer desperation to get phone marketshare is palpable.