Apple, bolstered by Google Gemini, adds new features to Siri and Apple Intelligence, ranging from AI slop pictures, deep fake camera framing, local picture scanning to tattle on you to law enforcement, oppressive controls for helicopter parents, and ads to haunt you. Also the last time Tim Cook shows up??
What better year than an off-year for Apple to test the waters with new products, hardware, and features? If they aren鈥檛 going to release the folding iPhone or the Vision Air, that means the hardware is totally stable and won鈥檛 get more changes to make it even better next year, right? Right??
Tariff-strained and AI-addled Apple attempts to claw back investors and users by changing their interface to hideous glass icons and inserting recycled Apple Intelligence features everyone forgot existed.
Winward and I sit down to watch the 12 minute iPhone 16e reveal on YouTube, discuss Apple Intelligence, the impact the Trump presidency has had on Apple, and a few conspiracies about future events.
It鈥檚 time for Apple鈥檚 iPhone and other device reveals. How many times will they edit out content into spinoff events?