Google unveils their new Gemini models in a soul-sucking event with loads is misleading statistics, marketing, and AI garbage shoved down your throat. Want to see the next dystopia to online commerce? How about the next AI slop machine? Could this year finally be the year AI glasses come out?
Samsung is back with one of the most impressive display technology on a display in a very long time! Too bad it鈥檚 on a Samsung device. But hey, it鈥檒l be nice when the tech finally gets out to the general public!
In a Hail Mary to steal Apple鈥檚 thunder, Samsung releases the next version of their tablet everyone could care less about. Beyond that, you can to marvel at the dirty concrete floor, their knockoff version of the Volume, and constant cuts between presentations.
After flaunting their celebrity shills, Google gets Jimmy Fallon to dance around on stage and tell you nothing about their phones. The sheer desperation to get phone marketshare is palpable.
Over two weeks, Google drops a deluge of AI features we could care less about, making AI scraper agents, incorrect AI responses, and the legendarily laggy AR glasses. And Android exists.