Satya Nadella begging with the text "We need data centers badly! Please!!" to which I am nearby with a snide face responding "LOL no"

Trafotin Watches: Microsoft Build 2026

You know the world has turned upside down when Microsoft Build became the most interesting of the June Big Tech events! Mostly so Satya gets to beg people to pretty please let him build a data center. But at least Windows is getting better even if for the wrong reasons!

June 13, 2026 路 1 min 路 Trafotin

Windows Has Bigger Problems Than Recall

It鈥檚 administrative privileges, what else?

April 20, 2026 路 2 min 路 Trafotin
Me with the text "By giving your cloud AI all of my data?" to which is Pavan Davuluri with an obnoxious smile looming over me and the Microsoft Copilot logo with the text "Why not?".

Trafotin Watches: Microsoft Ignite 2025

Probably the most meaningless Microsoft Ignite in recent memory, but it had the potential with those AI agents. Also a big load of nothing from the new Windows president.

December 1, 2025 路 1 min 路 Trafotin
An angry Satya Nadella at a little protester with the text "Don't ruin Microsoft's big day...".

Trafotin Watches: Microsoft Build 2025

The most militant Microsoft event ever with presenters getting heckled by mobs of protestors, layoffs looming, and new AI threats. Also probably the most censored Microsoft event in recent memory.

May 24, 2025 路 3 min 路 Trafotin

The PR DISASTER of Microsoft Recall!

Microsoft Build has come and gone, but the new Windows Recall feature has made everyone upset. Some of the reasons are good, others are not. Let鈥檚 talk about it.

June 6, 2024 路 10 min 路 Trafotin