Winward enamored with the pink glow of an iPhone while I look on in disgust. His text reads "Apple really fixed Siri!" and mine reads "More like catching up..."

Trafotin Watches: Apple WWDC 2026

Apple, bolstered by Google Gemini, adds new features to Siri and Apple Intelligence, ranging from AI slop pictures, deep fake camera framing, local picture scanning to tattle on you to law enforcement, oppressive controls for helicopter parents, and ads to haunt you. Also the last time Tim Cook shows up??

June 13, 2026 路 1 min 路 Trafotin
Satya Nadella begging with the text "We need data centers badly! Please!!" to which I am nearby with a snide face responding "LOL no"

Trafotin Watches: Microsoft Build 2026

You know the world has turned upside down when Microsoft Build became the most interesting of the June Big Tech events! Mostly so Satya gets to beg people to pretty please let him build a data center. But at least Windows is getting better even if for the wrong reasons!

June 13, 2026 路 1 min 路 Trafotin
Sundar Pichai pushes his hand in my face offering the Google logo with his other hand. The text above Sundar reads "You use AI, right?" with me responding "Count again..."

Trafotin Watches: Google I/O 2026

Google unveils their new Gemini models in a soul-sucking event with loads is misleading statistics, marketing, and AI garbage shoved down your throat. Want to see the next dystopia to online commerce? How about the next AI slop machine? Could this year finally be the year AI glasses come out?

May 25, 2026 路 1 min 路 Trafotin
Me making duck lips at a Samsung phone with a darkened screen. The text reads "A privacy screen?" with me responding "That'll be nice in 5 years!"

Trafotin Watches: Samsung Galaxy Unpacked February 2026

Samsung is back with one of the most impressive display technology on a display in a very long time! Too bad it鈥檚 on a Samsung device. But hey, it鈥檒l be nice when the tech finally gets out to the general public!

April 1, 2026 路 1 min 路 Trafotin
Me with the text "By giving your cloud AI all of my data?" to which is Pavan Davuluri with an obnoxious smile looming over me and the Microsoft Copilot logo with the text "Why not?".

Trafotin Watches: Microsoft Ignite 2025

Probably the most meaningless Microsoft Ignite in recent memory, but it had the potential with those AI agents. Also a big load of nothing from the new Windows president.

December 1, 2025 路 1 min 路 Trafotin