Winward enamored with the pink glow of an iPhone while I look on in disgust. His text reads "Apple really fixed Siri!" and mine reads "More like catching up..."

Trafotin Watches: Apple WWDC 2026

Apple, bolstered by Google Gemini, adds new features to Siri and Apple Intelligence, ranging from AI slop pictures, deep fake camera framing, local picture scanning to tattle on you to law enforcement, oppressive controls for helicopter parents, and ads to haunt you. Also the last time Tim Cook shows up??

June 13, 2026 · 1 min · Trafotin
Satya Nadella begging with the text "We need data centers badly! Please!!" to which I am nearby with a snide face responding "LOL no"

Trafotin Watches: Microsoft Build 2026

You know the world has turned upside down when Microsoft Build became the most interesting of the June Big Tech events! Mostly so Satya gets to beg people to pretty please let him build a data center. But at least Windows is getting better even if for the wrong reasons!

June 13, 2026 · 1 min · Trafotin

Windows Has Bigger Problems Than Recall

It’s administrative privileges, what else?

April 20, 2026 · 2 min · Trafotin
Me with the text "By giving your cloud AI all of my data?" to which is Pavan Davuluri with an obnoxious smile looming over me and the Microsoft Copilot logo with the text "Why not?".

Trafotin Watches: Microsoft Ignite 2025

Probably the most meaningless Microsoft Ignite in recent memory, but it had the potential with those AI agents. Also a big load of nothing from the new Windows president.

December 1, 2025 · 1 min · Trafotin
Me and Satya Nadella look upon the Copilot logo with Satya looking eager and me laughing in disbelief.

Windows 12 Is Already Here. What's Next?

Windows 10 is (almost) dead and Windows 11 has stumbled out of the gate, now people are whispering about a Windows 12! Turns out “Windows 12” has been with us for a while. Whether you want AI to be a part of that future is another thing entirely…

October 22, 2025 · 9 min · Trafotin