Apple announces their new watches, now with poorer production quality than ever, as a well as the new iPhone 15 and 15 Pro. Will the USB-C be worth it or is there a catch?

Takeaways

  • Apple fails to justify buying a new watch. Only an extra 12 hours of battery and finger pinching.
  • Cringe commercial featuring Octavia Spencer as “Mother Nature”
  • Jeff is back, inserted in more shoddily than before: cuts, poor audio transitions, and continuity mistakes.
  • Apple cares about the planet, except until 2030 that is…
  • The iPhone was forced to have USB-C to comply with European Union laws.
  • The iPhone 15 now has a glass back. Good for repairability, but a way of shaming people who repair their stuff or use third party repair services.
  • The iPhone 15 still runs with reduced USB capacity. You want it? Buy a Pro for another $200+
  • The iPhone 15 Pro is made out of titanium. Kind of?
  • The iPhone 15 Pro replaces the silence button you forgot you had with an Action Button. It can be configured to be stock applications or Siri Shortcuts.
  • No one makes mobile games on Apple’s App Store and likes it, no matter what Apple says.

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