Microsoft kicks off their year with their Surface tablets, but this time for business! What better way to celebrate than featuring presenters held hostage and completely redundant information about Windows?
Takeways
- Recap of various AI features in Windows from previous events. No new information on Windows/Microsoft offerings.
- Production quality is at an all time low, including grainy camera quality with the chrome-keyed background looking more realistic than the presenters
- Surface Book Pro 10 and Surface Laptop 6 use Intel Ultra and now has NFC, but that’s about it. Rumors of a potentially better Qualcomm version for consumers swirl.
- Laptops might look good, but they’re for businesses only. Because Microsoft said so, that’s why.
Referenced
- A New Era of Work - Microsoft
- Susan Bradley’s guide to disable Copilot
- Group Policy edit to block Copilot - Microsoft Learn
- Samsung Bans Staff’s AI Use After Spotting ChatGPT Data Leak
- Big Buck Bunny (2008) by the Blender Foundation
- Origin of +1 (505) 842-5662: James McGill’s phone number from Better Call Saul
- Origin of +1 (530) 270-9105: The Onion: Missing Teen’s Friends Go On TV To Plead For Her Release, Gossip About Ugly Classmates
- Microsoft has a new Windows and Surface chief
- Amazon Is Poised to Hire Departing Microsoft Product Chief
- Rebind Windows hotkeys with Keyboard Manager in PowerToys